{"id":191,"date":"2009-12-05T14:55:53","date_gmt":"2009-12-05T13:55:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tripledude.com\/?p=191"},"modified":"2009-12-13T21:30:55","modified_gmt":"2009-12-13T20:30:55","slug":"t-ring-phucking-phone-answering-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tripledude.com\/?p=191","title":{"rendered":"T-Ring: Phucking Phone AnsweRING Song"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Part one<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This is &lt;my name&gt;, as you can hear.<br \/>\nWait for the mess&#8217;, so have no fear.<\/p>\n<p>This is very heavy stuff, as you will know.<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s cut the crap, so here I go:<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;the mess&#8217;&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Part two<\/strong><br \/>\n(Based on the second half of Patience &#8211; Guns N&#8217; Roses)<\/p>\n<p><em>Background<\/em><br \/>\nDoe een beetje normaal, jahahaa<br \/>\nEen beetje normaal, jahahaa<br \/>\nDoe niet zo asOciaal, nehehee<br \/>\nDoe gewoon toch normaal, jahahaa<br \/>\nEen beetje normaal, jahahaa<br \/>\nDoe een beetje normaal, jahahaa<br \/>\nEen beetje normaal, jahahaa<\/p>\n<p><em>Foreground<\/em><br \/>\nAlweer een (tele)foon beantwoorder<br \/>\nIk ben zo gek als een deur<br \/>\nVerbreek de sleur en verbindt hem toch door<br \/>\nNee, ik hou hier niet van, geef gewoon geen gehoor<br \/>\nWant tegen zo&#8217;n ding moet je altijd wat zeggen<br \/>\nTachtig procent zal de hoorn neer leggen<br \/>\nDus waarohom<br \/>\nWahahaharom zou je<br \/>\nWahaharom zou je<br \/>\nZo&#8217;n dihing kopehehehehehehen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Part one This is &lt;my name&gt;, as you can hear. Wait for the mess&#8217;, so have no fear. This is very heavy stuff, as you will know. Let&#8217;s cut the crap, so here I go: [&#8230;the mess&#8217;&#8230;] Part two (Based on the second half of Patience &#8211; Guns N&#8217; Roses) Background Doe een beetje normaal, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[8,3,7,9],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tripledude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tripledude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tripledude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tripledude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tripledude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.tripledude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":258,"href":"https:\/\/www.tripledude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions\/258"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tripledude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tripledude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tripledude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}